Nirvana Nirvana
wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.
Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.
Roseanne Barr (via fassadenmensch)

(Source: theoriginalklutzyveghead, via madnesssharedbytwo)


thelovenotebook:

EVERYTHING <3
diamond-fresh:

★
p1ssblog:

By Angela Grubich
Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.
(via grizzlytales)

(Source: another-troubled-soul, via theandreajay)


despicable-me:

Bob the Maid
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